The Case!

"Under The Eggfluence"

A string of eggnappings have plagued the streets the past couple weeks. Distressed families are pleading to be reunited with their egglings.

Meanwhile, a new street drug dubbed "eggcorns" is making the rounds in back alleyways. An influx of crimes and country dubstep raves committed by those under the eggfluence has led to chaos in the city. Word on the street is the possum posse is deep in the nitty gritty of the distribution.

There's been heavy activity around the "Coo-Coo Club", and a handful of patrons have reported sightings of strange phenomena. Local nut job and self proclaimed street profit Georgie O. Squirrel perches on street corners, evangelizing his conspiracy theories to any who will listen. He claims to have inside scoop on the dark dealings happening behind the scenes.